You might as well have some fun while you can:

"A jest's prosperity lies in the ear that hears it." - Shakespeare

"Too much of a good thing is wonderful." - Anon

"They'll be making alcohol-free whiskey, next." - Inspector Morse

"Practice random kindnesses and senseless acts of beauty." - Anon

"I want to share my chocolate with Marella!" - Major

"The golden rule is that there are no golden rules." - George Bernard Shaw

"Here we are, striving for insanity.. yet it is this passion with stupidity that's ironically keeping us sane in the real world of insanity." - GRiPZ

The Magic Egg Adventure

Photograph © copyright C. A. Broadribb 2006

Text © copyright C. A. Broadribb 2017

The creature digs its claws into your shoulders and lifts you from the ground. You try to slash at it with your knife, only to drop it. You struggle as it flies off with you, carrying you high above the trees. It carries you all the way to a mountain and drags you inside a cave. It locks you in a giant cage in a subterranean zoo. You're trapped, doomed to be a human exhibit forever.

Game over.