You might as well have some fun while you can:

"A jest's prosperity lies in the ear that hears it." - Shakespeare

"Too much of a good thing is wonderful." - Anon

"They'll be making alcohol-free whiskey, next." - Inspector Morse

"Practice random kindnesses and senseless acts of beauty." - Anon

"I want to share my chocolate with Marella!" - Major

"The golden rule is that there are no golden rules." - George Bernard Shaw

"Here we are, striving for insanity.. yet it is this passion with stupidity that's ironically keeping us sane in the real world of insanity." - GRiPZ

The Magic Egg Adventure

Photograph © copyright C. A. Broadribb 2001

Text © copyright C. A. Broadribb 2017

She punches and kicks you, knocking you to the floor. She grabs your backpack and runs away, laughing. You get up and stumble outside. You stagger into the forest, but then collapse, unable to move. Just as the sun is setting and you're losing hope, you hear people approaching. The villagers have sent out a search party for you! They carry you back to the village.

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