You might as well have some fun while you can:

"A jest's prosperity lies in the ear that hears it." - Shakespeare

"Too much of a good thing is wonderful." - Anon

"They'll be making alcohol-free whiskey, next." - Inspector Morse

"Practice random kindnesses and senseless acts of beauty." - Anon

"I want to share my chocolate with Marella!" - Major

"The golden rule is that there are no golden rules." - George Bernard Shaw

"Here we are, striving for insanity.. yet it is this passion with stupidity that's ironically keeping us sane in the real world of insanity." - GRiPZ

The Magic Egg Adventure

Photograph © copyright C. A. Broadribb 2007

Text © copyright C. A. Broadribb 2017

The spider viciously bites you on the hand. You feel dizzy, and fall down. You're weak. You can't move. Everything starts to become blurry. Then you feel yourself shrinking, while at the same time sprouting extra limbs and growing extra eyes. You've turned into a spider!

Game over.