You might as well have some fun while you can:

"A jest's prosperity lies in the ear that hears it." - Shakespeare

"Too much of a good thing is wonderful." - Anon

"They'll be making alcohol-free whiskey, next." - Inspector Morse

"Practice random kindnesses and senseless acts of beauty." - Anon

"I want to share my chocolate with Marella!" - Major

"The golden rule is that there are no golden rules." - George Bernard Shaw

"Here we are, striving for insanity.. yet it is this passion with stupidity that's ironically keeping us sane in the real world of insanity." - GRiPZ

The Magic Egg Adventure

Photograph © copyright C. A. Broadribb 2007

Text © copyright C. A. Broadribb 2017

She says, "I see from your purple hair that you're a rebel, like me. What brings you here?" You nervously explain that you're looking for a magic egg. She laughs, and says, "I heard that the fairies stole it and buried it somewhere dangerous. Good luck finding it!"

Would you like to fight her or continue exploring the forest or give up and go home?