You might as well have some fun while you can:

"A jest's prosperity lies in the ear that hears it." - Shakespeare

"Too much of a good thing is wonderful." - Anon

"They'll be making alcohol-free whiskey, next." - Inspector Morse

"Practice random kindnesses and senseless acts of beauty." - Anon

"I want to share my chocolate with Marella!" - Major

"The golden rule is that there are no golden rules." - George Bernard Shaw

"Here we are, striving for insanity.. yet it is this passion with stupidity that's ironically keeping us sane in the real world of insanity." - GRiPZ

The Magic Egg Adventure

Photograph © copyright C. A. Broadribb 2003

Text © copyright C. A. Broadribb 2017

As soon as you walk through the 'Peace' portal, all of your tensions and worries dissipate. You realise that nothing matters anymore, and you can just relax and enjoy whatever happens. You abandon your quest and decide to live in the forest permanently.

Game over.