You might as well have some fun while you can:

"A jest's prosperity lies in the ear that hears it." - Shakespeare

"Too much of a good thing is wonderful." - Anon

"They'll be making alcohol-free whiskey, next." - Inspector Morse

"Practice random kindnesses and senseless acts of beauty." - Anon

"I want to share my chocolate with Marella!" - Major

"The golden rule is that there are no golden rules." - George Bernard Shaw

"Here we are, striving for insanity.. yet it is this passion with stupidity that's ironically keeping us sane in the real world of insanity." - GRiPZ

The Magic Egg Adventure

Photograph © copyright C. A. Broadribb 2017

Text © copyright C. A. Broadribb 2017

You step through the portal and find yourself in a bare circular room. A window looks out onto a bleak grey landscape of rocks and discarded pieces of metal. A sign on the wall informs you that you are on the International Lunar Research Centre. Soon some residents enter the room and welcome you. They inform you that, unfortunately, the only way to return to Earth is to wait until the next spaceship visit in three years' time. They give you a job as a cleaner in the meantime.

Game over.