You might as well have some fun while you can:

"A jest's prosperity lies in the ear that hears it." - Shakespeare

"Too much of a good thing is wonderful." - Anon

"They'll be making alcohol-free whiskey, next." - Inspector Morse

"Practice random kindnesses and senseless acts of beauty." - Anon

"I want to share my chocolate with Marella!" - Major

"The golden rule is that there are no golden rules." - George Bernard Shaw

"Here we are, striving for insanity.. yet it is this passion with stupidity that's ironically keeping us sane in the real world of insanity." - GRiPZ

The Magic Egg Adventure

Photograph © copyright C. A. Broadribb 2008

Text © copyright C. A. Broadribb 2017

You nervously explain your mission. She laughs uproariously. "Fool! Don't you know who I am? I'm Girardya the Great! I paid $1 million for this 'historic mansion with scenic views'." She suddenly vanishes, leaving you alone in the empty room.

Would you like to leave or give up and go home?