You might as well have some fun while you can:

"A jest's prosperity lies in the ear that hears it." - Shakespeare

"Too much of a good thing is wonderful." - Anon

"They'll be making alcohol-free whiskey, next." - Inspector Morse

"Practice random kindnesses and senseless acts of beauty." - Anon

"I want to share my chocolate with Marella!" - Major

"The golden rule is that there are no golden rules." - George Bernard Shaw

"Here we are, striving for insanity.. yet it is this passion with stupidity that's ironically keeping us sane in the real world of insanity." - GRiPZ

The Magic Egg Adventure

Photograph © copyright C. A. Broadribb 2018

Text © copyright C. A. Broadribb 2017

You raise your dagger to strike. The fairy mutters something. You're suddenly paralysed, unable to move a muscle. The fairy laughs, then vanishes in a twinkle of light. You feel heavier and heavier. Your limbs gradually turn to stone. Soon, you've become a statue.

Game over.