You might as well have some fun while you can:

"A jest's prosperity lies in the ear that hears it." - Shakespeare

"Too much of a good thing is wonderful." - Anon

"They'll be making alcohol-free whiskey, next." - Inspector Morse

"Practice random kindnesses and senseless acts of beauty." - Anon

"I want to share my chocolate with Marella!" - Major

"The golden rule is that there are no golden rules." - George Bernard Shaw

"Here we are, striving for insanity.. yet it is this passion with stupidity that's ironically keeping us sane in the real world of insanity." - GRiPZ

The Magic Egg Adventure

Photograph © copyright C. A. Broadribb 2008

Text © copyright C. A. Broadribb 2017

You stab at her with your dagger, but she ducks out of the way and mutters some archaic words. There's a sudden flash of light. Everything looks different. You're outside, floating above the ground, clinging on to thick translucent threads. You raise your hand - only to discover that it's a thick, hairy leg! In fact, you have eight legs. The wizardess has turned you into a spider!

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