You might as well have some fun while you can:

"A jest's prosperity lies in the ear that hears it." - Shakespeare

"Too much of a good thing is wonderful." - Anon

"They'll be making alcohol-free whiskey, next." - Inspector Morse

"Practice random kindnesses and senseless acts of beauty." - Anon

"I want to share my chocolate with Marella!" - Major

"The golden rule is that there are no golden rules." - George Bernard Shaw

"Here we are, striving for insanity.. yet it is this passion with stupidity that's ironically keeping us sane in the real world of insanity." - GRiPZ

The Magic Egg Adventure

Photograph © copyright C. A. Broadribb 2019

Text © copyright C. A. Broadribb 2017

A peacock is strutting around on the paving. It looks at you with mild curiousity. To your amazement, it talks to you. "Prove your worth, human! What image is a symbol of good luck in these parts?"

Would you like to say 'flower' or say 'hummingbird' or say 'scorpion' or say 'snake' or attack it or leave or give up and go home?