You might as well have some fun while you can:
"A jest's prosperity lies in the ear that hears it." - Shakespeare
"Too much of a good thing is wonderful." - Anon
"They'll be making alcohol-free whiskey, next." - Inspector Morse
"Practice random kindnesses and senseless acts of beauty." - Anon
"I want to share my chocolate with Marella!" - Major
"The golden rule is that there are no golden rules." - George Bernard Shaw
"Here we are, striving for insanity.. yet it is this passion with stupidity that's ironically keeping us sane in the real world of insanity." - GRiPZ
You hear a strange howl, then there is a flurry of wings and a hideous gray winged creature lands in front of you. It reaches out towards you with its talons.
Will you fight or run?